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Peter Crouch is dancing again and oof

Ian Walton

Peter Crouch is six foot, eight inches of arms and legs with absolutely no rhythm. That is not a good recipe for dancing, but he likes to do it after scoring goals anyway.

And on Monday, he scored. So he danced ...

Is that worse than his robot?

Peter Crouch robot

You will be shocked to learn that this is the same man, who when asked what he would be if he wasn’t a professional footballer responded, “a virgin.”