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What is Andros Townsend doing/wearing/life

by Ryan Rosenblatt

Andros Townsend went on the TV show A League of Their Own, where he wore this.

Now there are a lot of reasons that Townsend could have been dressed like that*. He could have ... you know what? No. It doesn’t matter why he looks like that. It’s forever etched into your brains and will visit you in every nightmare anyway.

* Sidenote: what is he dressed like? What is that? Why does it frighten me?

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