Do not touch Zlatan
It is not a good idea to touch Zlatan.
Austria's Rubin Okotie thought it would be a good idea to touch Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
He was wrong.
You do not touch Zlatan. Ever.
There are only a few rules with Zlatan:
1) Do not touch him
2) He is your god
3) You do what he says
4) Do not touch him
Okotie violated rules one and four. He is a heathen and a man with no respect. He shall pay for it.
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