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Premier League Saturday dominated by Roberto Firmino and Troy Deeney’s butt

This league is very weird and fun.

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The Premier League got flipped on its head on Saturday. Leicester City are now top, thanks to losses by Arsenal and Manchester City. Manchester United got an away win thanks to a late own goal. Chelsea actually won. Bournemouth scored goals away from home and got a point. Everything is very strange.

Except Aston Villa getting dump trucked. That wasn’t strange at all.

Saturday’s scores

Watford FC 1-2 Manchester United
Chelsea 1-0 Norwich City
Everton 4-0 Aston Villa
Newcastle United 0-3 Leicester City
Southampton 0-1 Stoke City
Swansea City 2-2 AFC Bournemouth
West Bromwich Albion 2-1 Arsenal
Manchester City 1-4 Liverpool

MVP of the week: Troy Deeney’s butt

Troy Deeney has a big butt, and it does wonderful things. It makes him one of the best hold-up strikers in the Premier League. Central defenders are utterly baffled about how to get around it. It is glorious.

It also helps Bastian Schweinsteiger score game-winning goals.

Troy Deeney’s butt gets it done on both ends of the pitch.

Y’all, Aston Villa are bad

Our Villains blog is super, super done.

Find a local Villa supporter and give them a hug.

Jamie Vardy is unstoppable

Not only did he tie Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record for consecutive games with a goal by 10, but this was the goal. Look at this goal!

That looks like some Cristiano Ronaldo stuff.

Oh no, Santi. Noooooo.

Arsenal won a penalty that gave them a chance to get back into the game late against West Brom. Santi Cazorla slipped and put it into outer space. Arsenal fans took this very well.

Everton are young, fun, and they might be really good

As bad as Aston Villa were, a big part of the beatdown they suffered had to do with Everton being fantastic. Ross Barkley, Gerard Deulofeu, Romelu Lukaku and John Stones were all spectacular. They’re all 22 or younger.

Roberto Firmino has arrived

Look at the pass on Coutinho’s first goal!

Liverpool fans have been waiting to see that from Firmino for a while. He went on to add a tap-in goal of his own a few minutes later. If he’s finally hitting top form, then Liverpool are going to be able to challenge for a Champions League place.

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