Samuel Eto’o’s first Sampdoria goal was an outrageous rocket volley

Hey, Samuel Eto’o is still playing top-level professional football and OH MY GOD WHAT A GOAL.

By the way, we’d like to thank Samuel Eto’o for having the strangest career progression of any top-level footballer we can remember. Real Madrid to Mallorca to Barcelona to Inter Milan to Anzhi Makhachkala to Chelsea to Everton to Sampdoria. Wut.