Jose Mourinho says he’ll bench Chelsea’s stars for kids if they keep losing

“I am ruthless,” said Jose Mourinho on Monday, which even makes perfect sense out of context. The context is that he was at a press conference ahead of his team’s Champions League match against FC Porto, and he said he’d replace all of Chelsea’s stars with kids if he had to.

“If the season goes in one direction, that it becomes closed and we can’t win [trophies], I will go just with the kids,” said Mourinho. “It makes no sense, when you have nothing to win, to play the older players. I’ll play the players we’re waiting for instead. I can arrive in a moment where I will look to the kids and say, ‘Let’s go. Non-stop.’ I am ruthless.”

It seems unlikely that Chelsea drops out of trophy and top four contention anytime soon, but we’re certainly looking forward to seeing a lot more Nathan, Kenedy and Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

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