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Neymar has sweet penalty kick tricks

#Brazil4Penalties

Buda Mendes

Here's the thing: Brazil aren't going to end up in penalty kicks.

If you believe every single person in the world, Brazil are going to win all seven of their World Cup matches 19-0, and that is if they even have to play seven times. The rest of the world may forfeit after the first match and just give them the World Cup, letting them have a four-week party in their home country.

But imagine just for a second that they feel sorry for a team or have a hankering for some drama and want to have fun with penalty kicks. And then Neymar kicks the ball with his off foot.

We would build statues to him in every city in the world. Brazil needs to go to penalties. The people need this penalty to happen, and Neymar is just crazy enough to try it in a real match (probably not, but keep the team alive).

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