adidas’ new ‘There Will Be Haters’ campaign begs several questions

adidas has a new ad campaign titled “There Will Be Haters.” It’s about all of the players and their haters.

We hate Karim Benzema because he scores all of the goals.

And we hate James Rodriguez because he gets all of the girls.

We hate Gareth Bale because of the way he celebrates.

And Luis Suarez because ... well, watch.

First of all, if adidas was cool then they would know that it’s spelled HATERZ.

But really, people hate Luis Suarez because he is a cheat? I mean, sure that doesn’t help, but there is also that time he bit someone. And the other time he bit someone. And that third time he bit someone. And the racism ...

Or it’s just the cheating.

The poster is a work of art, though. And it’s all because of Benzema.

BENZ!