Maria Kanellis has been out of WWE for years, but the First Lady is back, and she’s got a new partner. That partner is her loving husband, Mike Bennett, who announced to the world that he’s taken the name of his wife.
Maria Kanellis and loving husband Mike made their WWE debut at Money in the Bank
They are here to teach us about love, and also maybe make us barf a little.
The two are here to teach us about love, and they are here to do it as barf-y as possible.
They’ve got their own mics like motivational speakers, showing up to teach those they believe need to be taught. They’re here to make us hate love. And it works, too, since Miz and Maryse have left SmackDown for RAW, so there’s a void where our hate for love should be on Tuesdays.
This tweet best sums up what the two are going for here:
It’s impossible to cheer a couple that shares a Facebook account. That’s just science. Oh, do you share a Facebook account with your loved one? Guess what, brother: you’re the heels.
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