YouTubery: Tobasco Doesn’t Agree With D. Waltrip

By Spencer Hall
Darrell Waltrip, Charles Barkley, and Gilbert Arenas: Invite those three to dinner, and you’re set for a fine evening of conversation.
Barkley would be dropping the rash statements (“So, last night I lost $250,000 at the tables. Pass the gravy”), Arenas would provide the absurdist patter (“The hibachi is coming to a city near you! May I have another glass of Merlot, please...”), and Waltrip would say things just like this:

We already had Arenas and Barkley booked for the dinner, but last Sunday’s Daytona 500 call and this video solidified Waltrip’s invite to the list. Feel free to list your own invitees to the hypothetical “Three Athletes You’d Invite To Dinner” below.↵