Carroll Always Wins, His Clothing Line Says So

By Spencer Hall
Pete Carroll doesn’t sleep, eat, drink fluids, or need any of the other things you puny mortals require in your daily lives. If you had read J.R. Moehringer’s incredible article about his ramble around USC with Carroll, you already knew this, just as you already knew that not only will Pete Carroll compete with you in the tiniest of life’s arenas, but that he will taunt you when he is beating you in it.
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And don’t dare attempt to beat the man in a thirst-off. Your grade will be FAIL, and there is nothing do to about it, because Pete Carroll needs not your hydration.
[quote="LA Mag"]Clearly I don’t want to get into a thirst-off with this man. Nothing good can come of that. I take a sip of Gatorade. The cool orange flavor runs down the back of my throat, and I almost weep with pleasure.
That night I get a text message. I don’t recognize the number. But it doesn’t take long to figure out who it’s from.
still haven’t had anything to drink. [/quote]
Clearly, Pete Carroll wants to win at everything forever and subscribes to the the Powerthirst school of life even if he doesn’t need your fancy sports beverages. And now you, too, may win at everything forever with Pete Carroll’s new store, selling shirts announcing your intention to live like Pete, rip it all day long, and WIN FOREVER.
This is gear custom-made for the man who surfs at lunch, gets a five-star recruit over the phone during afternoon coffee, and who spends his nights handing out his phone number to troubled youth in inner-city L.A. Or, as Pete Carroll calls it, “Wednesday.”↵