Billy Crystal Is Old, Not Good at Hitting

By Chris Mottram
This whole nonsense about the Yanks signing Billy Crystal to a contract so he can live some dream of his has just been ridiculous from the start. Obviously, the Yankees don’t take spring training too seriously. Well, seriously enough to start brawls, but not serious enough that they’re willing to sign 60-year-old washed up actors.
So here’s his at-bat. Can this all go away now?:

Congrats, Billy, you made contact. No please go back to your regular job of living off your late-80’s fame and leave the striking out to Jason Giambi.
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