Morning Constitutional: Kobe Is Still Hateable

> Kobe’s Poppin’ His Collar Again | Odenized
Kobe wishes for you to know which team is on the front of his jersey:

> No Berman For ESPN’s Coverage Of The Masters | Awful Announcing
The Masters coverage will be considerably less annoying this year.
> Belmont: Sort of Exciting | D.C. Sports Bog
Apparently you’re better off watching the games at the bar instead of in person. Given the fact that there’s no beer at NCAA games, I’d totally agree.
> Duke Blue Devils Can’t Guard Anyone | SVP Style
Duke’s impressive defense should have fun trying to stop Joe Alexander et al.
> PETA Makes March Madness More Sanctimonious | Sports By Brooks
PETA knows how to make even the most enjoyable times incredibly depressing. ↵