Morning Constitutional: Benny the Bull on Springer

We’re pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They’re probably better than ours:
> Benny The Bull Gets The Beatdown On Springer | 100% Injury Rate
So, does this mean Jerry Springer is staged?
> The Idea of Soccer | Stuff White People Like
I don’t even much like the idea of soccer, but this site continues to be hilarious nevertheless.
> Brett Is Striving For a Cushier Career | Kissing Suzy Kolber
The part of the Mort/Favre phone conversation that you didn’t get to hear.
> Sports Video of the Day | SI’s Hot Clicks
Soccer commentator (scroll down the page) does not appreciate his partner bringing up Tom Cruise while the “gladiators” are out on the pitch playing. He also suggests that soccer players are somehow tougher than tennis players, so he’s clearly deranged.
> NASCAR Ladies’ Footwear | From the Marbles
More high fashion from the world of stock car racing.
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