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Come Fan with UsThursday, June 25, 2026

FirstCuts: Cartman Teaches The Belichick Way

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↵↵Where to begin with last night’s South Park? The oh-so-private body part grafted onto a mouse in the process of genetic research? Or the parody of Stand and Deliver with Mr. Cartmanez. I’ll admit, the highlight for me had to be the mouse (and his newly attached body part) singing the song from An American Tale.↵

↵↵Still, we post here because we acknowledge – as part of his revolutionary teaching technique – he taught his students to cheat, just like Patriots coach Bill Belichick. It was good for a laugh, particularly if you know Stand and Deliver. You can view the full episode for free on SouthParkStudios.com.↵

↵↵(H/T to You Been Blinded for the clip)↵

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