Morning Constitutional: Strong Jaw Muscles

3 pounds of asparagus in under 3 minutes! | Yardbarker
↵Joey Chestnut eats more vegetables in under three minutes than I’ve eaten in my entire life.
↵↵↵SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries | Bleacher Report
↵Ole Miss is Afghanistan because there’s “not much going for it, but hot women.”↵

↵↵Delagdo’s Bat Dies at Age 16 | The Legend of Cecilio Guante
↵Mourning the loss of some outstanding offensive production. ↵

↵↵Soulja Boy is an LBJ fan | Ohio.com Cavs Blog
↵Has Soulja Boy turned his back on DeShawn? His outfit would suggest he has.↵

↵↵Strippers to mount their poles at half-mast today | Shutdown Corner
↵MJD gets one Nashville stripper’s thoughts on the departure of Pacman Jones.
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