‘Law & Order’ Portrays Brady as Gay, Murderous

I’ve never been one to watch ‘Law and Order,’ but I had friends in college who would watch it for, like, five hours in a row (totally sober, of couse). I never understood the obsession, but had I known it was a comedy, I may have hopped aboard the bandwagon. On Tuesday night’s “Special Victim’s Unit” there was a central character who sounds awfully similar to Tom Brady, but more, um, effeminate, if that’s possible:↵↵⇥In an episode titled “The Closet,” a pro football player who wears No. 12, has a cleft chin and a supermodel galpal, plays in a red-and-blue stadium and is “the best quarterback in football” is the prime suspect in a gay murder.↵⇥
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↵⇥Any resemblance to any New England Patriots QB is, we’re sure, entirely intentional!↵↵Yes, any resemblance to Brady was “entirely intentional,” including the fact that the character -- named Lincoln Haver and played by soap actor Bailey Chase -- was a closet homosexual. The only thing I take issue with is that the Brady-like character had a “cleft chin.” Everyone knows Tom Tom has a chin dimple, which is the epicenter of the same seductiveness that allows Brady to lure in supermodels and farm animals alike.↵