Kyle Busch’s Girlfriend Certainly Has a Name, Kyle Just Isn’t Sure Exactly What it Is

Please, friends, join me in my time machine as we travel back to the NASCAR Awards Banquet in 2006. There will be Bud Heavy and Skoal for everyone! Now, let us enjoy young Kyle Busch accepting the award for not sucking as much as he did the previous season:↵

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↵I love that this guy has no problem driving 200 MPH with nothing between him and the Almighty but a seatbelt and windshield, yet speaking in front of his peers absolutely terrifies him enough to forget his girlfriend’s name. (While we’re here, nothing – nothing! – grants you the magical ability to score girls waaaay out of your league like driving cars fast in circles. It’s uncanny.) And, in case you were curious, Eva is his brother’s wife.
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↵(H/T: From the Marbles)↵