Scalabrine Gets in on the LeBron Rap Feud

Over at The Jones today, you can catch a world premier exclusive destined to change the face of NBA rap: Brian Scalabrine’s entry into the anti-LeBron fray. Veal is not playing around. WARNING: I think Skeets ghostwrote this.↵
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↵Don’t click on the link above unless you like profanity and the raw, uncut truth. Here’s a choice verse for the faint of heart, or those Cavs fans still in denial about the way this series is going:↵↵⇥(Yo, where you at Queen?) Wes, let me see him
↵⇥Notorious for cryin’ from a love tap to the chin
↵⇥Veal took over the beef, put him in a mausoleum
↵⇥And the pain won’t stop comin’ til after eleven PM
↵⇥Bark the KG, pierce like Paul
↵⇥Kick you in the back, stick you for your ESPY award
↵⇥In front of Beyonce, Jay, your 1st and 2nd born
↵⇥Make your coach get on the horn call Commissioner David Stern
↵⇥So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
↵⇥He forgot what playoff basketball is
↵⇥And playoff ball is what you about to Witness-es-es
↵⇥Your face meetin’ my elbow or my fist-es-es
↵⇥Wicked good hits, that’s what Beantown say
↵⇥You holdin’ up the series, now get outta the way↵↵I told Skeets that I expected this to be all over Boston radio, and inspire signs in Garden (provided the series comes back there). Also, several thousand people will think this is actually Scal himself. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m so amped that I simply must finish cooking this bacon.↵