Javon Walker Tells Story to Gossip Blog. Really?

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↵Aside from KG’s insanity and something about Tiger shutting it down, the biggest story blowing up the interwebs today is Javon Walker allegedly (and believe me, this is a BIG “allegedly”) speaking to gossip rag The Dirty. So, Walker was released from the hospital today, and the first thing he did was tell his good friend Nik Richie at The Dirty exactly how the robbery went down? Um, that makes about as much sense as Walker’s (alleged) recollection of the events Monday morning:↵↵⇥“I was just back at my room and at about 5:30 in the morning I got a knock at the door. I opened it and 3 guys with guns were there. They cracked me in the head a few times, knocking me unconscious. They then robbed me of everything I had; my watch, money, everything! Somehow they got me to a car and dropped me off in the street. That’s what happened.”↵↵Now how, exactly, did the three gun-toting guys in black ski masks (is there any other way to rob someone?) get an unconscious Walker from his room and to a car without anyone in the hotel being the wiser? There is one explanation: The burglars celebrate McCarthy-Silverman’s entire late 80s collection.↵