USC Gets Shirtless, Claps, Wins Forever

USC’s been taking hints from UnderArmour on team motivational↵techniques. Minus the wearing of ridiculously expensive athletic↵shirts, of course.
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↵That guy in the white shorts is Pete Carroll, who despite being in his late fifties is still more fit than you will ever be in your entire life, is paid millions of dollars a year to do his dream job, and who is just fine on four hours of sleep a night.
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↵Despite all of this, Pete Carroll still loves you -- though he is sadly out of Facebook friend slots, and cannot accommodate your requests because he is so popular Facebook cannot hold his immense magnetism. (No, really: he’s out of slots. Don’t even bother trying to become his friend. It’s not internettually possible!)↵