If You Refuse to Move Yourself, Mr. Umpire, Jamie Moyer Will Do So For You

Umpire Randy Marsh -- not to be confused with Randy Marsh -- learned the hard way yesterday that when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. In this case, the bull would be 45-year-old Jamie Moyer -- perhaps the most unathletic athlete in a sport filled with unathletic athletes -- with the horns being his dainty, 83-MPH-fastball throwing twig-arms:↵

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↵Luckily, no hips were broken in the making of this collision.
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↵(H/T: The Fightins)↵