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Morning Constitutional: ESPN Is Hip

ESPN Employs MC Hammer ...
| Awful Announcing

↵The Worldwide Leader knows what’s cool with the kids these days: Hammer Time, duh. Without exaggeration, this has to be the worst ESPN commercial of all-time:↵

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↵Forget About The Phelps Diet. Try The Blogger Diet. | Don Chavez
↵This is how we keep our sexy physique. (Warning: link contains some half-nude women.)↵

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↵A Glass Joe Imitation for the Ages | Deuce of Davenport
↵Unfortunately, only one of these righteously annoying brahs gets knocked out. That's better than nothing, though.↵

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↵Dreadlock Deadlock Ends, Sort Of | Fan IQ
↵I'm still not sure why Manny is required to cut his hair, but he complied. Sort of.↵

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↵Brewers tattoo comes skimmin' through rays of violet | BLS
↵"Even people who aren't fans of the Dead seem to like it although i don't think ↵they understand the concept of it." I don't understand the concept of it. ↵

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