Setting Odds for the NFL Hall of Fame Ceremony

At 6PM EST, six dudes will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Here are the odds for some completely fake prop bets.
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↵Even: A presenter’s speech goes on entirely too long.
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↵2/1: Peter King files a Brett Favre report at some point during the ceremony. Chris Mortensen files a wildly different Favre report less than 15 minutes later.
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↵2/1: Chris Berman’s combover waves in the wind, proud as the American flag.
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↵4/1: Art Monk begins his speech with, “Dr. Z, tell me how my ass taste.”
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↵8/1: Darrell Green intercepts Fred Dean’s bust, gets away with pass interference.
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↵14/1: Emmitt Smith shows up confused, asks why his bust looks more like Emmitt Thomas.
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↵100/1: King’s Favre report actually matters.
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↵1,000,000/1: Mortensen’s report is actuallly accurate.
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