Reports of the danger dinosaurs pose to humans have been greatly exaggerated as evidenced by this baby T-Rex, who threw out the first pitch at the White Sox game last night. (Feel free to insert horrible Ken Griffey, Jr. joke here. Actually, dont.)
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Please Don’t Feed the Dinosaurs, Mr. Buehrle
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↵Ha, GOTCHA! Oh man, I got you
soooo
good. You totally thought that was a real dinosaur! You should’ve seen the look on your face. Oh, boy, that was rich. Don’t worry, it’s a fake.
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↵We all know dinosaurs never actually existed anyway. Just ask Carl Everett:↵↵⇥“The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them ... No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”↵↵(H/T: Walk-Off Walk)↵
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