George Brett Stars in the Best YouTube Ever

Let’s get this part out of the way: LANGUAGE WARNING!!!! And you know I mean business: I used caps lock, bold tags and four exclamation marks. Yes, four. The language is just that bad. Actually, maybe this is a bad, bad idea, posting this (LANGUAGE!) hilarious (WARNING!) video. So, while you enjoy this tale of George Brett soiling his pants in Vegas from what appears to be training camp, I’ll be over here updating my resume:↵

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