What Was Charlie Weis Really Doing in the Box?

↵Charlie Weis has taken some heat in what has been ingeniously dubbed “Laptopgate” -- Weis had a laptop turned on in his coaches box at Michigan State, which is against the rules. But Notre Dame says there was no cheating involved. I believe ‘em. Here are some guesses as to what Weis was really doing on the laptop during the Irish loss.
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↵* Using Yelp to find a Mexican restaurant to deliver in East Lansing.
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↵* Correspondence classes to earn his medical billing certification.
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↵* Trying to work up the strength to drop Tom Brady from his fantasy league. (Mission failed.)
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↵* Playing Geosense.
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↵* Sending an e-card to Dr. James Andrews with the hope he can slip into the winter surgery schedule.
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↵* Finishing his Christmas shopping on Amazon.
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↵C’mon tin-foil nutjobs. There’s no way Charlie would try to cheat a public school!↵