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↵Wow, what a shock: When a big object in motion hits a smaller stationary object, the smaller object loses. Who knew? Certainly not John Madden:↵
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↵Breaking fake news: OKC Thunder unveil new mascot | Ball Don't Lie
↵OKC's Thudercats-inspired mascot is quite masculine. ↵
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↵Our Interview With Chuck Klosterman | Mouthpiece Sports
↵"I guess what I’m really waiting for is a legitimately smart guy who wants to write a totally unentertaining sports blog." Has he never read Baseball Musings?↵
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↵The Perfect Party Favor: Rent A USC Song Girl! | Busted Coverage
↵Yes, you too can have girls at your party who are beautiful enough to be part-time models for the low, low price of $150.↵
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↵NFL Kicks Off Season With Lame Music | FirstCuts
↵Nothing gets me pumped for football like the rhythmic gyrations of Usher.
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