Michael Vick Gets a C- in Animal Empathy 101

Via Deadspin comes Michael Vick’s answers for a court-required PETA test on animal empathy. The PDF is here. Vick earned a 73.5 out of 100. This is without question the best answer, a response to a question about animal behavior regarding food: ↵↵⇥Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me after watching the video. ↵↵Once Vick’s back in the league, Arthur Blank should expect a lobbying effort from Mike to replace the Falcons with the Chickens. Them’s some dirty birds.
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↵The fact that Vick had to watch videos and answer short essay questions about what he saw does nothing to dispel the myth that high school is just like prison. But it’s a great deterrent, isn’t it?↵