For the third time this season, the Giants’ Eli Manning has found receiver Mario Manningham in the end zone. Ahem.
Who’s On Scrimmage?
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↵DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. Make sure you’re on Manningham.
CORNERBACK. Who’s Manningham?
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. You! You’re manning him!
CORNERBACK. What?
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. Man. You’re manning Manningham.
CORNERBACK. I don’t understand!
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. Sigh. Fine. We’ll call a cornerback blitz. You’re on Manning.
CORNERBACK. Okay, then who’s manning Manningham?
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR. *slips on banana peel*
CORNERBACK. *anvil falls on head*
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