The Case of the Missing Thurman Thomas Statue

UPDATE: TMZ reports the carving has been found.
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↵Things are not good for the Bills right now. As if losing to the Browns and Derek “2-for-17” Anderson wasn’t enough, a giant statue of Bills legend Thurman Thomas has gone missing. Because an 8-foot tall tree statue weighing more than 1,000 lbs. isn’t the kind of thing you just misplace, foul play is suspected.↵
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↵For those of you not from the Buffalo area, read up on that October 2006 storm here. ↵↵Whether it was a bunch of drunks -- as Detective DJ Jickster thinks -- with a truck or loggers searching for firewood, people are ignoring the most logical conclusion: The statue realized Derek Anderson was nearby, so it came to life and sprinted away in an attempt to save itself from being hit by a stray pass.↵

↵↵(H/T to Busted Coverage)↵

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