Oklahoma, Texas On Pace to Lose 10 Fumbles

Since the evolution of the opposable thumb, humans have been notably adept at not dropping things, but it appears as though we may be taking a leap backward today. At the half, Oklahoma and Texas have lost a combined five fumbles.

↵We’re still looking for the record for most combined lost fumbles in a Division I game, but for now we’ll assume that the record is 15, set by the Droppingsville Fumblers and the Looseball Recoveries. After the game, quarterback Fumbly McTurnover tried to comment, but then abruptly lost control of the interview.