↵So this happened last Saturday:↵
Terrelle Pryor’s HS Coach: ‘I See a Robot’
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↵↵Four turnovers, one touchdown before things got out of hand, loss to↵1-5 Purdue, extensive feature in This↵Week In Schadenfreude, official end of Terrelle Pryor as↵“Lebron In Cleats” and start of Pryor as “Darko In↵Cleats.” ESPN’s Joe Schad thought this might be a good time to call↵up Pryor’s high school coach and get a couple of dry-white-toast↵quotes like:↵
↵↵⇥“They’ve put the reins on him and they need to let him go free.↵⇥When I watch Terrelle play right now, I see a robot.”↵⇥↵⇥ ↵⇥
↵↵↵... and ...↵
↵↵⇥“There is no question that Rich Rodriguez’s offense, for↵⇥example, would be more apt to suit Terrelle’s skills,” [Ray] Reitz↵⇥said.↵↵↵...which don’t really say --↵
↵↵Wha? He said that? Wow. Reitz confirms the Ohio State↵recruiting pitch to Pryor: come to Ohio State and we will mold you into↵an NFL quarterback like ... um ... Bobby Hoying. Go to Michigan or Penn↵State and they’ll just have you run around willy-nilly, never learning↵anything and dooming yourself to the life of a second-round draft pick↵in a cool, innovative offense.* ↵
↵↵It’s that pitch that gave Ohio State its man, and that pitch that’s↵doomed their man. Pryor has one focus, the NFL, and wins can be damned↵if they don’t come in a way that pleases Jerry Jones. As a result, Ohio↵State didn’t↵even bother to roll out their 6-6 wonder-tank of a QB against↵USC and has been struggling along with a true sophomore with the↵mechanics of an eighth-grader when they should be treating him like↵Denard Robinson after a power mushroom. You know, if they were trying to↵win football games instead of have a guy hold up a jersey with a one on↵it. ↵
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↵The thing is: even if Ohio State wants to change gears and start↵running a spread 'n' shred, or something closer to it, they might not be↵able to. Ohio State's linemen are huge, ponderous lurches ill-suited to↵the zone stretch stuff that's the bread and butter play of the zone↵read. The tailbacks are not the one-cut zippers that do well there. And↵Pryor's wasted a year and a half learning other stuff. Any transition↵would be long and painful, as Michigan fans found out when Ryan Mallett↵bolted for Arkansas a year ago. This uneasy marriage of player and↵scheme can either continue or be replaced by a rickety, improvised↵secondary scheme that the coaches at Ohio State are unfamiliar with.↵
↵↵As far as “you suck, go to the bench” guy above: Pryor’s↵hype aura destroyed all other options. Pryor arrived and drove his two↵backups to I-AA. No other QB would consent to come in with him that↵year. And Ohio State missed out on a half-dozen guys the year after,↵failing to acquire Tajh Boyd and then getting rejected by Miami (Not↵That Miami) and Temple (!!!) commitments before scooping up a who-dat↵two-star guy from Texas who was pondering whether to go to Baylor or↵Kansas State. The only other option is a minor-league↵baseball refugee who’s a walk-on. It’s Pryor or nothing. ↵
↵↵* (Fun fact: Pat White was drafted 44th overall by Miami. The last↵time an Ohio State QB went higher than that was 1982, when Art↵Schlichter was the No. 4 overall pick.)↵
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