DirecTV, Comcast, and Joe Jonas

You know it’s kind of a dull Saturday Night when you’re griping about not being able to watch Versus, so I’ll keep this brief.

↵I want to watch the BYU-TCU game. I have DirecTV. I spent a solid ten minutes trying to find Versus, and after finally locating it, this message is what I found:

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↵Worse, it was also playing some sort of satellite radio feed, and while I only caught the tail end, I heard the words “Tween Idol Joe Jonas.” See? I wanted football, and instead, I got the cultural apocalypse.

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