I like to think that there is a demographic of sports fans who accumulate all their knowledge of sports through clothing. They know nothing about the Chicago Bulls, save for the fact that Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Horace Grant were the “Triple Threat.” They believe that Shawn Kemp is 300 feet tall and dunks on skyscrapers during lightning storms. You get the idea. These people are about to be woefully misinformed. As FanHouse has found, the Yankees are already selling clothing that celebrates a trip to the World Series that hasn’t happened yet.
Congratulations To The ALCS Champion Sportswear
↵Championship sportswear is always made in advance, of course, but it usually isn’t sold to the general public before the event even happens. I think I’m going to express-order this shirt and tell people I’m from the future. If the Yankees end up losing the ALCS, I’ll inform people that I’m from an alternate reality in which the Yankees win, and that I was regarded as a hero in the Hundred Year War between Alabama and Belgium. I know I’d be impressed.
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