Sex-for-World Series Tickets Story Has Happy Ending (Wait, That Came Out Wrong)

By now you’ve probably heard the story of Susan Finkelstein, a 43-year-old woman who offered up a very “creative” payment method for two World Series tickets. And by creative, I mean sex.↵↵⇥ “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
↵⇥“Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”↵↵↵But don’t worry, this story ends well. I mean, she was charged with soliciting prostitution and “related offenses,” according to ABC 6, but hey, she’s unlikely to go to jail! And even better, she’s headed to Game 3 of the Series thanks to a local radio show.↵

↵↵The lesson to people everywhere? You should definitely go ahead and offer sexual favors to people on Craigslist. That never ends poorly.↵

↵↵(H/T to Jimmy Traina)↵

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