It wasn’t a must-win game by any means but the Yankees’ win over the Phils in Game 2 was certainly a much-needed win for the squad. Thankfully for Yankee fans, and especially the guys at Pinstripe Alley, New York prevailed.If we had lost that game, I would have undoubtedly been arrested, and they would have needed dental records to identify the first base ump’s mangled body.
Yankees Blog: Ahhhh...Much Better
That’s not to say some Phillies fan won’t require dental records to be used in the identification of the first base umpire’s mangled body. If the first base umpire does indeed find his body mangled, there will be plenty of suspects to go around.
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