Iowa’s Pat Angerer already has the most bar-brawl ready name and plays the most bar-brawlin’ position in college football, linebacker. In addition to those two intangibles, he happens to be quite the angry and angering player, too.
Iowa LB Pat Angerer: Dogs and Linebackers Do Not Need Thumbs
↵Angerer tore ligaments in his right thumb last week, but even pointing this out makes you look ridiculous in that dress, Nancy. I’m sorry: “dude.”
↵↵“You don’t need thumbs,‘’ he said. “My best friend is my brother’s dog. He doesn’t have any thumbs and he’s doing fine.’
↵↵What’s grizzled? That’s grizzled. Pat Angerer has no need for human companionship, or even these useless, breakable fleshbuds sticking off the sides of his hands. Go back to whatever you were doing, weak, human-loving thumb-user.
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