Larry Johnson is more than just a homophobic running back formerly capable of demolishing linebackers: he’s a walking penis joke in the making for headline writers. In the rows of cages where ESPN keeps its copywriters and web employees, i like to imagine one of them, in between waiting for food pellets to come down the chute, raising a chained arm to the sky in rebellion and typing the following headline:
ESPN Copywriters Spot A Good Johnson Joke A Mile Away
↵“CHIEFS RID SELVES OF TROUBLED JOHNSON”
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↵It’s in teeny print up there, but just know that it’s no longer ESPN web slaves 0, ESPN Borg 3,092,818. You need to correct that score to 1 to 3,092,818 in the books, life, because today belongs to the rogue copy editor, not the suits.
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