But would he kill a small, helpless animal? What if PETA asked him to? Double-bind! Please show your work.
Tony Gonzalez Will Do Anything For PETA
↵Yes, Tony Gonzalez is apparently a very active pro-animal-rights activist, so active that he and wife October decided to do a nude ad for PETA. It is below:
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↵Let animals keep their fur. I’m totally cool with that, excepting bears, because screw bears. But why does the anti-fur cause require professional athletes and their spouses to get naked?
↵Check that ... actually, I’m being told that this campaign’s working wonders right now because -- mmm-hmm -- yep, apparently I’m blogging about it. It works, and I lose. Oh.
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