Ohio State’s Devin Barclay just missed a 47-yard field goal. Everyone’s favorite ex-general manager, Matt Millen, offered the following commentary:
Matt Millen Is A Riot
↵“Shank you very much...if you’re from Iowa!”
↵Mr. Millen, didn’t you...uh, didn’t you mean, “thank you very much?” Ohhh. Oh, wait. You said “shank” instead because he missed it. Because it’s a joke! I should have known; he’s a master jokesmith. He spent seven years, in fact, telling a big, long, elaborate joke. The punchline: the Detroit Lions fired him.











