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Come Fan with UsFriday, August 7, 2026

Can You Say Coverage Breakdowns?!

Some shots from today’s Redskins game. This came at approximately 1:05 pm:

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↵“Orton... Has a man WIDE open for the touchdown... That just looked too easy.”

↵Approximately 1:35 pm:

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↵“You can’t GET more open than Brandon Marshall has on these two touchdowns.”

↵And finally, approximately 1:50 pm:

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↵“I... I don’t remember the last time i saw a game with this many wide open receivers...”

↵The first two quotes were from CBS’ Greg Gumbel, and the last one came from a baffled Dan Dierdorf, but all three lines could only come courtesy of the 2009 Washington Redskins. Futility can sometimes be fun--like the Chicago Cubs, for instance--but this is just getting embarrassing for everyone involved.

↵(Cue fight song)

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↵(Skins fan, in corner, swills cheap vodka)

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