Get Your Zach Greinke Shirt While It’s Hot (Or Before It Ends Up On The Back Of An African Refugee)
↵Then again, Royals fans don’t have a ton of things to celebrate, and who am I to douse their joy at having ace Zach Greinke get his sportswriter-approved award this week? That’s right. I’m no one.
↵So enjoy, Royals fans. You will wear this once with your friends, and the next time you see it will be in your closet in 20 years, when it is once again kitschy and ironic enough to wear. There are worse ways to blow $20.












