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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Jim Zorn Opines On The Bleakness Of Modern Life

Or maybe he’s just talking about football. Either way, put on your black turtlenecks and horn-rimmed glasses, because things are about to get vaguely existential:

↵↵“I really believe this is a special team of players who will not just chuck things in,” Jim Zorn said. “Being 3-7, it is bleak. You know, being 3-7 is bleak.”

↵↵Zorn followed that up with a half-hearted but-we’ll-come-back-and-keep-fighting spiel, which is probably true. The Redskins will likely not just pack in the season. But as they’re also not going to win six games in a row, Redskins fans can be excused for giving in to the bleak, hollow sadness.

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