Goldy Gopher has no mercy, not even for you, children of Pop Warner Football.
Deion On Goldy The Gopher’s Moves: ‘There’s A Brother In There’
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↵Deion insists there must be “a brother” underneath the helmet, but let’s be honest: that was a pitiful effort by the children there. No bringing of the hips, bad pursuit angle, and a complete lack of focus by the defense.
↵Deion was not done, though, with his innovative race-based mascot analysis.
↵↵“His sales are gonna plummet now, but that’s a brotha inside Barney. That’s a brotha in there.”
↵↵We have a black president now, Deion, so your statement is a bit dated. Unless the brotha in question is R. Kelly, however, in which case yeah, there’s going to be some serious issues with the Plush Purple Piper of Our Nation’s Youth.
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