The early Week 12 action is largely made up of intra-divisional match-ups. All of said match-ups involve at least one team that is not very good and has little to no hope of reaching the playoffs; the best they can do is find some way to avoid finishing in the division cellar. And as we all know, every NFL team that finishes last in its division is disbanded and re-imagined as a plumbing business. What do you think happened to the Los Angeles Doorknobs, Milwaukee Misanthropes, and Louisville Pieces of Bread? A year ago they were in the NFL; now they’re fishing squeak toys out of waste pipes.
Week 12, 1 P.M.: Long Divisions
If you’re a fan of one of these losing teams and want to see them play next year, they need you now more than ever. Here are SB Nation’s live game threads:
Buccaneers (1-9) at Falcons (5-5) - FOX
Game thread at The Falcoholic
Game thread at Buc 'Em
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Dolphins (5-5) at Bills (3-7) - CBS
Game thread at The Phinsider
Game thread at Buffalo Rumblings
Live score
Browns (1-9) at Bengals (7-3) - CBS
Game thread at Cincy Jungle
Game thread at Dawgs By Nature
Live score
Seahawks (3-7) at Rams (1-9) - FOX
Game thread at Field Gulls
Game thread at Turf Show Times
Live score
Panthers (4-6) at Jets (4-6) - FOX
Game thread at Gang Green Nation
Game thread at Cat Scratch Reader
Live score
Redskins (3-7) at Eagles (6-4) - FOX
Game thread at Bleeding Green Nation
Game thread at Hogs Haven
Live score
Colts (10-0) at Texans (5-5) - CBS
Game thread at Stampede Blue
Game thread at Battle Red Blog
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