Courtesy of Indy Cornrows comes another commercial starring Pacers rookie Tyler Hansbrough. The script is below:
Hansbrough’s Got The Wow! Factor
↵[Enter Celebrity Backup Power Forward]
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Celebrity Backup: (unironically rubbing the hood of an Acura) WOWWWW!
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(rubbing hands back and forth on steering wheel) WOW!
…
(looking at car, staring blankly as only Tyler Hansbrough can) WOW!
↵[Enter stereotypical car salesman]
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Salesman: WOW!
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Celebrity Backup: WOW!
↵Salesman: Hey! That’s my line!
↵[:10-:21 footage of car]
↵[Cut to Celebrity Backup Forward, in car]
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Celebrity Backup: Performance Acura puts the wow factor into everything they do. So come and take a test-WOW!
↵[fade out]
↵And that’s how you write a local TV commercial. The Lakers’ Luke Walton, Washington’s Paul Davis, or Milwaukee’s Luke Ridnour are all available, if you’re interested.
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