Marijuana? Mr. Lincecum! I am positively scandalized, sir!
Tim Lincecum Caught Holding Weed
↵↵Giants star pitcher and reigning NL Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum was reportedly cited for speeding and caught with marijuana and paraphernalia last week. The report states that when Lincecum was originally pulled over for speeding on I-5, the state trooper smelled marijuana and seized 3.3 grams of the drug and a pipe. He was then cited and released.
↵↵You know how some people used to say that if Randy Johnson wasn’t really good at throwing a baseball, he’d be at your local bowling alley hammering cigarettes? I don’t exactly know how to say this, but Tim Lincecum sort of looks like the kid you knew in college who spent all day in his room getting high and watching Dave Chappelle DVDs.
↵Sometimes, perception meets reality. Which is not something you’d want to say to Tim Lincecum while he was driving. You’d totally blow his mind, bro.
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