Ricky Stanzi Retains A Positive Charge Of +1

Yes, Iowa quarterback Ricky Stanzi has left the field, but at least he was able to (barely) keep a positive charge before he did so. I’ll explain.

↵The Quarterback element (Qk on the Periodic Table) has protons (passing touchdowns) and electrons (interceptions). Entering the game, Stanzi had 14 passing touchdowns and 13 interceptions on the season. Before he was injured in the second quarter against Northwestern, he had managed to thrown another touchdown and another pick, ensuring his status as a relatively stable element.

↵Iowa fans might disagree with that last bit.