You remember Aaron Curry, right? The linebacker who topped Mel Kiper’s big board back in April, only to be taken 4th overall and fade into relative obscurity in Seattle. (As SBN’s Field Gulls puts it: “You’ve fallen under the media’s wheel […] because you are the latest face of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Seahawks suck.”)
Dear Aaron Curry, Be More Meastly
↵Well, over at Field Gulls, they’ve written an open letter to the rookie, imploring him to kick more ass:
↵↵I know what I hate and I don’t hate you. You’re awesome. Like what the words means. Awesome. You’re a hitter and I know that must mean something. […] You are quite simply the most special talent Seattle has drafted since Seattle drafted Hutch, and I want you to achieve Greatness in the Blue. .↵So: This weekend you face Brian Cushing. Cushing is adored. Cushing was selected after you. He makes noodles to your megabucks. No, you will never actually face Cushing on the football field, but his specter will be all over you like Russell on hustle.
↵Kick his ass. I am running a full Aaron Curry breakdown next week and I want to write about you ho slappin Chris Brown and wearing Matt Schaub like a meat suit.
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